From the mouths of babes...err, I mean frogs. Because frogs have a lot to say. Who knew? Anyway, let's start at the very beginning, because it is a very good place to start.
Last week, I decided to knit a frog...an endeavor which was highly supported by my beautiful, smart and cool 12-year-old granddaughter. The rest of the family feels this may be confirmation that I should be fitted for that "special" white coat and sent someplace to rest. But I digress. What happened was that I did, indeed, knit a frog.
Through the process, there were moments of doubt...
Little Voice, inside my head: That doesn't look like the picture...
Me, right out loud: Well, I'll just keep going anyway. It's kinda whatcha do, there, Pretty!
Me, right out loud, again: Oh! He needed his frog lip! Lol, I am knitting frog lips! I love him
and his frog lips!
Frog 1, now that he has a mouth and all his appendages: Hi! May I have a friend, please?
Suffice it to say that he did not have to wait long for the requested friend!
Frog 1, leering a little: She is BEE-YOU-TEE-FUL!!!
Ms Froggy, shyly: Ummm, may I have some clothes please?
As I watched the pair of frogs interact, and knitted them both new outfits, I considered carefully how they should be dressed. I started with a simple sweater and a pair of overalls. Let's see how they like them.
Frog 1: These are awesome!
Ms Froggy: Ooooh! I love this sweater! It is so warm and cozy!
Ms Froggy: Ummm, Pretty, have you noticed that this guy is a little dull in the eyes? Is that something we can fix? And he keeps taking our clothes off...it's a bit disturbing really...
Pretty: Well, ummm, the eyes go in before the stuffing, and I don't know how behavior modification works in frogs. I could knit a third frog...I suppose?
Ms Froggy, confidently: Yes. Please. Do that.
My knitting needles: Click, clack. Click, clack. Voilà !
Ms Froggy: Oooh...hi, Handsome! Pretty! quick! Put the overalls on him!
Handsome Frog, with an educated, British accent: Very nice. Very nice, indeed. I shall also be requiring a jacket, Miss Pretty. Can you get right on that?
My knitting needles: Click, clack. Click, clack. Voilà !
Ms Frog: May I have a pretty dress, too?
My knitting needles: Click, clack. Click, clack. Voilà !
Handsome Frog, trying on jacket, admiring dress: Splendid! Now, I believe we would like to write a blog. What should we call it?
(Frog one hops away, discouraged.)
Ms Froggy: (to Pretty, with a wink) Oooh! He's a writer! Good thing I take dictation! (to Handsome Frog, wishing she had eyelashes to bat) I also make a pretty good cup of coffee!
Handsome Frog: I'm afraid shorthand is so very out-dated, Ms. Froggy. Can you type?
Ms Froggy: Can we get a smaller keyboard?
Pretty: This is all I've got, friends. Can we make do, if I turn it on?
Handsome Frog: If it's all you've got, I suppose we will have to.
Frog 1: Ummm, can I have my pants back? Please?
Whoops! I guess that's not an unreasonable request. But do you remember what happened last time? I mean, if you give a frog overalls, he's gonna want a blog...
While the frogs blog, I suppose I'll wrap up here. I apparently have some shopping to do. Smaller computer, smaller coffee cups, perhaps a little desk and lamp. Oh, and I'll need to knit more pieces for Frog 1's wardrobe. Wait. What have I gotten myself into?
Readers, I sure hope your Saturday hasn't gone off the rails like mine appears to have done! I will be welcoming my day of rest tomorrow, and taking a break from the craziness that frog lips have brought to this knitter's life!
Thanks for stopping by, and Knit in Good Health!