Pretty: Psst! Black Cat...do you want to blog today?
Black Cat: No. I want to nap.
Pretty: But last week you said that you wanted to blog for me this week.
Black Cat: Noooo. Naaapppp!
White Cat: I could blog...
Pretty: Hmmm...I'm not sure. You sometimes get a little sassy...
White Cat: I don't know what you're talking about!
Pretty: Well, remember that time I went out to water the flowers, and you just sat in the window yelling for me to come back in?
Pretty: And, while I re-filled the watering can, you just looked at me with disgust from the back door?
White Cat: Well, why were you doing that? You should have been providing a warm lap for us!!!
Pretty: It is summer. Warm laps will be harder and harder to come by until the weather cools down a bit...that's just the facts, Cat!
White Cat: Fine. We'll just sit at the top of the stairs and trip you. Then, when you fall and break a hip, we will have a lap.
Pretty: And you're NOT sassy?
White Cat: Well, the least you could do is leave some shoes for me.
Pretty: I suppose I could do that...
White Cat: Shoeees!!! Mmmm, Shoooeees!
Black Cat: Naaaaaapppppppp-ping!!! Can you two keep it down??? Wait. What? Is this cold soda can for me to lick? Sa-weet!
Pretty: Sorry about the sass, readers. But thanks for stopping by, and Knit in Good Health! (Even if you have sassy cats underfoot!)