Saturday, March 10, 2018

Pet the cat!

Dear Blog Readers,

You know how sometimes she blogs, and sometimes we blog? Well, we have decided that we don't like it. If she wants a blog, then she should blog, instead of just knitting all the time. Or cleaning. Or working. Or whatever else she does.

Except feeding us. She should keep feeding us. It would be a tragedy if we could see the bottom of our bowl. Oh, and petting the cat takes precedence over everything, naturally!

The cleaning is the worst. Every week, she undoes all of our hard work! You know, like when we mark our territory with hairballs? She cleans those up! And, and, and, we do our best to make the couch as comfortable and fur-covered as possible, as it should be in any good home..and she brings out the noisy, suck machine, then fluffs the cushions! We protest!!!

Oh, and if she is going to continue to knit with both hands, refusing to pet us every minute of every day, then we will take these hostage until she repents and changes her ways!

Yeah. She better look out. And she should probably change her blogger password. It was super easy for us to decode! 

In closing, we'd like to thank all the cats for stopping by. And we would like to remind all the humans to put down the knitting and Pet the Cat in Good Health!

Sincerely (or not so sincerely, with cats you just can't tell),
The Cats

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